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Thursday, 7 February 2013
Boobies, cheese and dirty legs
My kids might be growing up fast, but it hasn't stopped them talking rubbish. Here's some recent classics...
LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, how do boobies make milk? Out of spit?
B1 age 11 1/2: Would you say cheese was a spice?
LG age 6 3/4: Has a man ever kissed a man before?
LG age 6 3/4: (About the boys, who are dirty after rugby...) It's a shame we can't just cut their legs off then clean them.
LG age 6 3/4: If you've been naughty and Santa doesn't bring you any presents, do you think your family will let you open theirs?
LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, do you know anyone lived through their whole life without getting robbed?
LG age 6 3/4: (Shows me calculator) How did I get this number?
Me: I don't know.
LG: I did 987654321 add 987654321.
B1 age 11 1/2: Mummy, do you know what it's like to blow up a canister of gasoline?
LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, how do boobies make milk? Out of spit?
B1 age 11 1/2: Would you say cheese was a spice?
LG age 6 3/4: Has a man ever kissed a man before?
LG age 6 3/4: (About the boys, who are dirty after rugby...) It's a shame we can't just cut their legs off then clean them.
LG age 6 3/4: If you've been naughty and Santa doesn't bring you any presents, do you think your family will let you open theirs?
LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, do you know anyone lived through their whole life without getting robbed?
LG age 6 3/4: (Shows me calculator) How did I get this number?
Me: I don't know.
LG: I did 987654321 add 987654321.
B1 age 11 1/2: Mummy, do you know what it's like to blow up a canister of gasoline?
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9 comments:
I love the comment about the boys after rugby, perhaps not very practical though!!
Not really! She thought it was a great idea though!
Such randomness!
Tell me aobut it! Thanks very much for commenting and for sharing the randomness :)
The gasoline is worrying! Really made me chuckle.
Hahaha very random yet amusing x
HAHA! Brilliant, love the cheese one :D
Wow - what a set of questions! The gasoline is especially worrying!! xx
Thanks very much, everyone! The gasoline one is rather worrying, but I think it's just a boy thing - they're obsessed with danger!
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